How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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