your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Are my feet made of real feet?
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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