I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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