super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
