I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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