No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
