I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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