that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
