West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
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