Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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