Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
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I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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