Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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