I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
