My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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