I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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