Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So vagazzling was a success
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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