Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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