question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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