So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
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MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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