we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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