well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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