Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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