windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Found the puke drawer
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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