You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
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Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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