I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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