Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Randomize
