just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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