I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
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I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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