I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
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holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
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I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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