The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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