Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
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Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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