I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm determined to sit on that face.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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