Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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