Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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