Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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