Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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