He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
party gras won. party gras always wins.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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