Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
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New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
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If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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