did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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