Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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