never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
