I can tuck mytits in my pants
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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