and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
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