There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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