I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
You don't make any sense
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