So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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