You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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