Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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