didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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