Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
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New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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