You surviving the open bar?
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why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
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We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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