I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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