You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
