I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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