So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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